Earned praised for my work buying and selling walnuts on the black market. Earned praise for supervising the production of barbie dolls with no outside help. Spent childhood exporting Elvis Presley in Cuba. Spent the better part of the 90’s promoting dandruff in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent a year investing in corncob pipes in Jacksonville, FL. Spent several months analyzing puppets in Las Vegas, NV.